My boyfriend and I
have decided to stop smoking.
I don't want to embrace the nightmares.
The Dalton Awards rescheduled
The winners will be announced next Sunday. Lol
I love Jason Cothern
Jason: I cant really explain how much you mean to me. Like on a level of importance youre higher than air.
Me: Babe. I love you so much. But please put air first. I think that may be considered necessary
Jason: Okay babe. :)
Me: Lol I'll put you before food. And that's a bfd. :p you know me.. I'm tubby.
Cigarettes and sweet tea.
And the nominees are ...
The Baddest Bitch In the Music Biz Award Katy Perry Lady GaGa Ke$ha Nicki Minaj Rihanna The Hottest Male Award James Franco Ryan Renolds Zac Efron Ian Somerhalder Robert Pattinson The Prettiest Female Award Anne Hathaway Zooey Deschanel Mila Kunis Liv Tyler Isla Fisher The Wow I Really Fucking Hate You Award (this category needed 7 noms) Sarah Palin Fred Phelps Martha...
The Dalton Awards are coming.
Brace yourself. It’s a big fucking deal.
Cannibalism may be frowned upon but Ke$ha still makes it sound trendy cool.
I keep smelling Long John Silvers....
I’ll move to the snowiest mountain with you, the snowiest city. Just as long as I’m with you.
You are my first thought every morning and my last thought before I sleep.